men are from mars

Don't imagine you can change a man
- unless he's in diapers.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
You shut the door.

If they put a man on the moon
- they should be able to put them all up there.

Never let your man's mind wander
- it's too little to be out alone.

Go for the younger man.
You might as well, they never mature anyway.

Men are all the same
- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

Definition of a bachelor:
a man who has missed the opportunity
to make some woman miserable.

Women don't make fools of men
- most of them are the do-it-yourself types

Best way to get a man to do something
is to suggest he is too old for it.

Love is blind,
but marriage is a real eye-opener.

If you want a committed man,
look in a mental hospital.

If he asks what sort of books you're interested in,
tell him checkbooks.

Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes,
it means that you laugh at his.

Sadly, all men are created equal.