just for laugh - 1

A UM graduate found himself
difficult to get a job.

He finally accepted the offer
to work with Taiping Zoo.

"What to do? It's better to work like this
than earning nothing...", mumbling to himself.

So since that day,
the IT grad started work acting as a monkey.
He has to wear monkey suit and mask,
chew nuts and eat bananas.

He has to climb trees too
and jump from one to another to attract visitors.

The zoo has since then enjoyed
tremendous business due
to the increase in visitors.

Unfortunately, one day when he was jumping
from the trees, he fell down into a crocodile pool!

"Oh my God...I'm going to die now" he thought,
as a hungry looking crocodile
swam steadily towards his direction.

In the middle of his struggle,
suddenly he heard a soft voice,
"Don't be afraid my friend... I'm from UKM".