just for laugh.. or is it ?

***

"How was your blind date?"
a college student asked her roommate.

"Teribble!" the roommate answered.
"He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."

"Wow! That's a very expensive car.
What's so bad about that?"

"He is the original owner."


***

Girl:
When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your problem.

Boy:
It's very kind of you, darling.
But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl:
Well, that's because we aren't married yet.


***

A newly married man asked his wife,
"Would you have married me
if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly,
"I'd have married you
no matter WHO left you a fortune"


***

Hubby:
You always carry my photo
in your handbag to the office. Why?

Wifey:
When there is a problem,
no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture
and the problem dissapears.

Hubby:
You see, how miraculous
and powerful I am for you?

Wifey:
Yes, I see your picture
and say to myself,
"What other problem
can there be greater than this one?"


***

Before a man is married, he is incomplete.
Then when he is married, he is finished.


***

At the party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring
on the wrong finger?"

The other replied,
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."


***

Young son:
"Is it true, Dad,
I heard that in some parts of Africa,
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

Dad:
"That happens in all countries son."


***

Then there was a man who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married, and then it was too late."


***

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take;
the husband gives and the wife takes.


***

A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

And the father replied,
"I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."


***

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."

And the husband replied,
"Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."


***

When a man opens the door
of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing;
either the car is new or the wife is new.


***

Getting married is like
going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

***

A man inserted
an advertisement in a newspaper;
"Wife wanted".

The next day,
he received hundreds of letters.

They all said the same thing;
"You can have mine."


***

Married life is very frustrating.

In the first year of marriage,
the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year,
the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak,
and the neighbours listen.

***